kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

(via simplicity-is-style)


eteo:

awez-im-gohst:

smallstrawhat:

trillgamesh:

this is one of the sweetest videos ive ever seen

this lizard’s name is peperonie this is the most amazing video on the internet

WHY IS THIS THE CUTEST THING FOR WHY

he really fuckign likes those yams omg

(via outerspacecake)

romythe:

peterpanandlarry:

kilisbeard:

rolypolydandy:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK

image

on my way to overthrow your country

I’m crying so hard rn omg

french history will never be the same again

(via home-of-the-strange)

lascapigliata:

turns my fan on high so i can still sleep with a blanket

(via lukeboulevard)

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