klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via ugly)

maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

(via trust)

egberts:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY *SLAMS HAND ON TABLE DRAMATICALLY* *slams hand on table AGAIN* *slams BOTH hands on table twice* *claps* *slams hands on table again* *claps* you’re a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kickin your can all over the place SINGING we will we will rock you

(via clannyphantom)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via d0nn0)

Drake Help Me Through This

(Source: fingerblaster113, via okay)

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